|Solok and Nasty Puddlegum|
|Nasty Puddlegum - Vice President of Fuckpig Films|
|Nasty Puddlegum's business card|
Arguably, Nasty's crowning achievement as VP of 'Fuckpig Films' was discovering the emerging talent Pixie Rain.
Using his many years experience in internet grooming, Nasty partnered with Lar Jun to launch her career in pornography, convincing the naive girl that "your parents will be proud of you!" and "porn is *not* a waste of a University education!"
Nasty and Lar instigated a joint-venture to sponsor Rain's work and have been living immorally off the proceeds ever since.
|'PsychoKiller' starring Nasty Puddlegum & Ziggy Bookmite|
Nasty went on to star in one of Rain's machinima, 'PsychoKiller' (2010), alongside Ziggy Bookmite. This machinima is Second Life's first ever snuff movie.
The film was later used by the prosecution at Nasty's trial and proved instrumental in his subsequent conviction and incarceration in the prison wing of a high-security psychiatric hospital deep in the beautiful Berkshire countryside.
|Solok trials the Portable Gloryhole at Old Lar's Place|
|The Cum-Fill Syringe Insemination Programme|
|Solok dishwashing at Old Lar's Place|
|Solok terrorising old ladies at the retirement home|
|Solok relaxed and happy|
Solok with his last two known lovers
From a very early age, it was clear to everyone that Bobo Puddlegum was destined for little things.
Diagnosed as a midget before his mother had even been trolleyed out of the delivery room, his father sold him to the Albanian State Circus before he was fully weaned.
Only by the Grace of God and the protection of his cousins Solok and Nasty did he make it into teenage.
|Bobo Puddlegum cira 1973|
|DJ Bobo before the BPI confiscated his decks and LPs|
Spotting Bobo's obvious culinary talents, Lar had him preparing food in the scullery.
|Bobo prepares food|
|Breakfast is Served|
For example, when invited to meet Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth Version 2 on the lawns of Buckingham Palace to celebrate 50 years of The Women's Institute, Bobo dressed as a Jester.
|Bobo meets Queen Elizabeth v2|
However, when he was selected as Playmate of the Month for the popular 'Midget Lovers' magazine, things would never be the same for him again.
|Playmate of the Month|
|Free lap dances|
|Lar and Bobo|
|Custom size fleshlight|
|Spunky Puddlegum defecating|
|Queefer's Assistant Manager|
|Spunky Puddlegum: Sensitive and Proud|
|Spunky contemplating his career|
His rendition of Carla Lane's 'Your So Vain' is near legendary but it is his Elvis Presley impression that brings the crowds to their knees...and tears to their eyes.
|Spunky practices safe, hygienic sex|
"Male 60's. Slim, glasses, high sperm count, WLTM 18 - 25 F w/ appetite for mutual masturbation & ballroom dancing. Cooking skills a bonus. Will wash cock for intercourse.
|Spunky Puddlegum WLTM 18 - 25 F|
|CCTV image used in court as evidence|
Solok, however, was less than impressed and was overheard saying to Nasty, "Da skinny tosser got off with a puffs sentence. He no son of mine!"
Nasty nodded sagely.
I am the product of the Nasty's first ever cum-filled syringe insemination programme, twenty years ago - a generic experiment that went catastrophically wrong.
The sperm of the four Puddlegums accidently got mixed together in the same test tube. The contents of that test tube were injected into a female volunteer.
Nine months after that terrible incident, I was born.
Genetic tests have found traces of Solok, Nasty, Bobo and Spunky in my DNA.
I am the Daughter of all four Puddlegums and all four Puddlegums are my Father.
My name is Pixie Puddlegum.