“…
Pirate's mob gather at the shores of the great refectory table…crowded now over
the swirling dark grain of its walnut uplands with banana omelettes, banana
sandwiches, banana casseroles, mashed bananas moulded into the shape of a
British Lion rampant, blended with eggs into batter for French toast ,
squeezed out a pastry nozzle across the quivering creamy reaches of a banana
blancmange to spell out the words "C'est
magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre" (attributed to a French observer during the Charge of the
Light Brigade) which Pirate has appropriated as his motto ... tall cruets of
pale banana syrup to pour oozing over banana waffles, a giant glazed crock
where diced bananas have been fermenting since the summer with wild honey and
muscat raisins, up out of which, this winter morning, one now dips foam mugs full
of banana mead ... banana croissants and banana kreplach, and banana oatmeal
and banana jam and banana bread, and bananas flamed in ancient brandy Pirate
brought back last year from a cellar in the Pyrenees...”
- Gravity’s
Rainbow (1973),
Thomas Pynchon
Tutsy
and I had been discussing where we could go show-off our
new Vita’s Boudoir outfits. I had in mind –
rather predictably, on reflection - something gothic, churchy, grave yard-like
and tp’d over to a region called Legion.
“Nein, mon beignet framboise!” the French artist exclaimed.
“We have usurped the despot President Nicky Sardonic and now we must celebrate
like a seagull following a trawler for a sardine!”
I stared back at him, blankly.
“Open your mind, mon cherry!
Be free like an albatross smoking Gitanes on the bank of La
Seine!
We need to reflect the colour of the feathers of peacocks!
We need to hear the music of Paris S’éveille!
We need to dance like the Bronze Venus!”
“You’re bananas, you are,” I replied.
“Nein, mon gȃteau á la
crème peu! I have never been more sane! Follow me, and prepared to be amazed!”
He tp's me to a destination unknown, and I follow....
‘Le Cactus’ is a fabulous installation by Maya Paris, hosted on the SBCC (Santa Barbara City College )
region.
At ‘Le Cactus’ you are invited to ‘throw a banana on your head, dance on a cactus and tickle a tentacle!’
And so we should!
But
first, immediately on arriving, switch on your music stream and listen to 1920’s
and ‘30’s Big Band Jazz Swing as you take in the vibrant
colours and the ambience that Maya has created.
‘Le Cactus’ is a homage to American-French dancer, singer
and actress Josephine
Baker (1906 – 1975), African-American jazz musician Valaida Snow (1904 – 1956) and French
singer-songwriter Jacques
Dutronc (b. 1943).
Now, truth be told...I had not heard of any of these three artists
before arriving today at Maya’s installation…but Tutsy
had and, in fact, declared that he loved Dutronc’s work.
‘Le Cactus’ is very much in the style of an Old Time
Music Hall popular from
the 1850’s to the middle of the 20th century. One is almost
anticipating the arrival on stage of a
genial compare to introduce a cheeky but loveable stand-up comedian like Max Wall or Arthur
Askey (singing ‘I Want
a Banana’).
‘Le Cactus’ like a lot of Maya’s other work, has two
characteristics which I particularly adore: it is quirky and fun – her humour
abounds within her work - and it is very interactive.
Most every object is interactive in some way or other, be it
a ‘sit’ or a singles dance animation or a URL to a Baker, Snow or Dutronc web
page.
One sad omission, in my opinion, was that we could not find
a couples dance machine. Sometimes it is nice to dance cheek-to-cheek while discussing
the finer points of Sartre’s existentialism or correcting Napoleon’s disastrous
military strategy of 1812.
A small point, perhaps. But certainly one that Maya should
keep in mind if she should ever decide a career change and give up being one of SL’s most
successful and popular artists and instead decide to be a Second Life Club Owner.
The “Main Attraction”, so to speak, is a large
four-seater Banana Carrousel which explodes with joyous particle delight
whenever someone takes a seat. Fabulous fun!
It was like winning the jackpot on a very, very large fruit
machine!
Now, I know that in some quarters this is a dreadfully
uncool thing to say but, ‘Le Cactus’ is a happy place. It made me feel happy
and light-hearted.
I enjoyed it immensely.
There. I said it.
And,
yes. I have no bananas, today.