The Rejects of Gor

“In denying our nature we betray no one but ourselves.”

-         John Norman, ‘The Explorers of Gor’

It is always a crime when someone is judged simply by the colour of their skin or the clothes they choose to wear. It is a crime also to differentiate on the grounds of age, physical looks or disabilities.

But we all know this happens, often. Sometimes the discrimination is subtle, quiet and underhand. Other times, like the subject to today’s blog post, the discrimination is blatant and obvious!

Consider what occurred when three innocent and friendly grid-travellers happened upon a Gor roleplay region.

Do you think these intrepid travellers would be welcomed with open arms, comforted and fed? Or despised, spat upon and banned?

Watch the short film below and see if your “guess”…or dare we say, “your bias based upon your stereotyped ideas about Gor”…are correct!

The answer, dear reader, might surprise you!

However, regardless the outcome of this episode, as John Norman correctly says, we can only be true to our own nature regardless of how others’ might treat us.

I bring you now, this special presentation called ‘The Rejects of Gor’:

'The Gaggery' Presents...Doris the Nutri-Nutt™ Intern

The following is from a photoseries exhibition currently being held at 'The Gaggery' in Second Life^®.

The Gaggery is a gallery space for fetish art featuring images, mixed media, machinima, performance and installations. It is part of a sim-wide adult RP community 'The Blacklist' on the Cataclysm region.

The Blacklist is a kinky hilltop town and cummunity featuring the Blacklist Bar and Club, Fetishista House and, of course, The Gaggery itself.

All welcome! Contact Luci Von Smörgås for details.

Doris the Nutri-Nutt™ Intern

Prof. Quimby Shackleton PhD

Nutri-Nutt™ was invented in 1973 by Professor Q. Shackleton PhD - the distinguished geographer, Rotarian, golfer, mountain climber and sperm donor.

He founded the Nutri-Nutt™ Corporation in 2010.

Nutri-Nutt™ is a multi-purpose product made by old men, according to an ancient recipe. It's a versatile face cream and makes for a tasty light snack.

Nutri-Nutt® Donors

Hundreds of old men are milked at Nutri-Nutt™ every day, to provide us with the raw ingredient for our range of products. 

The sperm of men over 50 has been scientifically proven* to have a number of health benefits including weight loss, breast enlargement and improved complexion - it can even boost IQ! 

We harvest seed in commercial quantities at the Nutri-Nutt™ factory - by machine, and also by hand...

* Source: The Wrinkly Plums Research Group

Doris the Intern

Nutri-Nutt™ runs a popular intern programme - and here is one of our newest interns, Doris Tenenbaum - on her first day!

Doris is keen to learn the business and is hoping that by getting a regular supply of Nutri-Nutt™ (all our employees and interns are provided with free samples!) that her acne will clear up.

Hello Doris! Welcome to the company! We’ll start you on the fast-track programme immediately...

There is work to be done, Doris!

No time for note-taking now, Doris- here come your first two 'donors' - there'll be time for asking more questions at your tea break in a few hours...

Manual Sperm Collection

Looks like these two are very keen - they appear to want to get started right here on the warehouse floor! 

That’s it, Doris, open wide and tell them how much you love it - these two hairy brutes will break you in...

The Fast-Track to Corporate Success!

Some of our donors prefer the manual method to help them dump nut - it may take longer, but results show that we attain a much larger yield.  These two old duffers are regulars and they like to spend a bit of time taking turns to pump a fresh, new intern, before they donate. 

That's it Doris, you're doing great!  Why don't you try sucking on that big chopper while you get fucked?  Then we'll show you how to milk them.

Advance Sperm Collecting

Use your mouth and hands to milk them, Doris - here they go!  Remember to catch as much as you can in your mouth and in your hands, and try saying something dirty to them as they ejaculate - that often makes them bring up more.

Make sure you properly clean out their tubes and drain their sacks - don’t leave any behind - a nice, big guzzling suck will get out that last bit.

Now it’s over to the collecting buckets...

Every sperm is sacred

Here's the collecting bucket the men ejaculate into before it gets poured into the processing vats.

You can spew the load you've harvested into here, Doris.  Don't spill any and watch out, it's coming out your nose!  Good job. 

At this rate you'll be on track for Employee of the Month!

It'll be time for your tea break soon, but first we'll show you the packing department, where we fill, label and box up the jars of Nutri-Nutt™ before shipment.

Nutri-Nutt - Shipped worldwide

After mixing and processing, the Nutri-Nutt™ gets jarred and then boxed up.

Doris appears to be a natural with heavy loads!

Our product is then shipped to stores worldwide - and even delivered direct, to some of our greedier mail order customers.

Nutri-Nutt™ - you can spread it on your face, use it as a body cream and even eat it!  That’s why millions of consumers around the world ‘start the day with a load’.

* Warning: Contains semen.  May become highly addictive.  Actual sperm count may vary between jars.  Terms and conditions apply.

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CREDITS:

Concept: Doris Tenenbaum, Nasty Puddlegum

Design & Layout: Nasty Puddlegum

Support, Development & Props: Doris Tenenbaum, Maybe Lisa, Emily Okelly, Pixie Rain, Professor Q. Shackleton PhD, Lar Jun

Exhibition Support: Luci von Smörgås and everyone at The Gaggery and the Cataclysm region

Top Tip: How to Escape Jury Service

With apologies to John Mortimer...

MachinimUWA V: Update

"To describe externals, you become a scientist.

To describe experience, you become an artist."

- Timothy Leary PhD (1920 - 1996)

Tim Deschanel is a Very Happy Man.

Tim is also a prolific photographer who has seemingly attended most all of the significant artistic events, installations and performances in Second Life since October 2007. His flickr consists of over 20,000 individually crafted photographs which document the creativity, individuality and ingenuity of the SL experience.

Dido Haas by Tim Deschanel

I was thrilled to see Tim had taken these pic's of me in my Rabbit Girl Porn Star persona while we were attending the opening of Dido Haas and Nitro Fireguard's new art gallery which exhibits their own work and, until the end of this month, the work of artist Dannyboyo.

Ordinarily I'd blog Dannyboyo's work in its own right, probably also cross-posting over at The Pornstars blog too for greater exposure. However, time pressures have prevented me from doing so, as I'll explain a little later.

Dannyboyo's work comprises of manipulating pornographic images to leave only abstract exaggerated shape and colour. Dannyboyo says, "the ... pieces retain the erotic quality of the original photo, but softened to a dreamlike, painterly state. For me, it brings new meaning." Well worth checking out.

Nitro Fireguard by Tim Deschnel

The reason I haven't blogged Dannyboyo's exhibition more fully is that I am up to my eyeballs working on my UWA "Seeking Wisdom" machinima entry, and have been for a few weeks now.

Sleep is suffering!

But, the film will be ready for the deadline!

It will be released publically on You Tube (and my blog here) sometime on Sunday 1st July.  However, on the evening of Saturday 30th June, Nasty Puddlegum is holding a small "premiere" over at his gaff for a few invited friends.

We'll screen the film and then applause, shout "WOW" and "AWESOME!", play "Woot!" and "Hooo!" gestures and otherwise congratulate each other in that over-sentimental, grossly emotional and vaguely embarrassing way that is a hallmark of Second Life social gatherings. It goes without saying that anyone refusing to participate in this traditional Second Life behaviour will be summarily ejected and banned.

If offered, don't eat the digestive biscuits.

SLURP: "Sorry Son, But Your Name's Not On the List"

Friday 7th June sees the first of the fabled SLURP^™ parties in Second Life!

After successfully organising this popular event to packed houses in Columbia and Mumbai, Nasty Puddlegum now moves the SLURP^™ franchise into SL - expect the same magical winning formula of Music, Dancing, Bikinis, Naked Old Men, Filthy Roleplay and, of course, that all-time favourite, cock.

SLURP^™ parties notoriously can last 72hours and are strictly invite only.

Everyone welcome, just ask!

SLURP^™ - you heard it here first!

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Credits:

Organisation and concept: Nasty Puddlegum

Poster and graphic design: Maybe Lisa

Groupie: Pixie Rain

Wei Dong and the Slug Daddy

Nasty "Slug Daddy" Puddlegum is currently on holiday touring his beloved fields of Cambodia.

He promised to send me a postcard every day chronicling his adventures and explorations.

And, bless him, he has! That man touches me in so many ways! Admittedly most of them are inappropriate but, to his eternal credit, they are never illegal.

Nasty’s postcards depict images created by Chinese avant-garde artist Wei Dong (b. 1968).

Another Chinese artist, Ai Weiwei ,was recently declared “the most powerful person in the art world” with the Tate Modern purchasing 10 tonnes of his famous porcelain sunflower seeds for an undisclosed sum of money. Wei Dong, however, uses the more traditional media of pen and ink to remain true to his culture’s artistic heritage.

Each of Wei Dong's images presents a particular modern twist which, to my eyes at least, becomes more and more bizarre and outlandish the more one looks.

For me, they *feel* politically subversive.

I cannot pretend to “understand” these images but I am most certainly captivated by them. Ironically, this sentiment is a good summary of how I feel about Slug Daddy himself!

Why the Cambodian Tourist Board should choose to decorate the official government-issue tourist postcards with images created by a Chinese modernist, experimental artist is far from clear to me but I am nevertheless thankful to Slug Daddy for introducing me to Wei Dong’s work.

It should be noted that the British Foreign & Commonwealth Office are currently advising against all travel to many areas of Cambodia. Nasty Puddlegum is only safe there because he is under the protection of the ruling Sar dynasty.

Slug Daddy & Puppy Puddlegum Go Down in Mayfair

On returning from an RL art gallery located in Mayfair London, I was bemused to see the Quan Lavender had just that moment posted a review of her visit to the SL Mayfair.

I resolved to go visit immediately – this sounded like a perfect assignment for Slug Daddy and Puppy Puddlegum!

The interesting thing about SL Mayfair is that it is entirely made of mesh. And, I must say, it looks great.

Last figures I saw from LLab, approx. 2 weeks ago, 80% of viewers logging into SL are mesh-enabled. At the risk of stating the obvious, if you are not using a mesh-enabled viewer then Mayfair will look a complete mess to you. It seriously is about time you updated.

I have been wearing mesh clothes for quite a while now and, for the most part, I really like it. It is not without problems, mainly due to the necessity of changing the avatar shape to fit the mesh rather than the mesh moulding to the avatar shape.

However, the number of people who IM saying things like “Please rebake, I can’t see your mid-section” or “You need to re-log” has dropped considerably. I assume that’s because more and more are using mesh-enabled viewers, as LLab state.

Slug Daddy was saddened to note that the SL Mayfair region is rated ‘General’. This prevented him from stroking his Puppy in public.

Pixie xx 

MetaSex

“Cyberspace means living out one’s fantasies on a modern stage”

John Suler,

The Psychology of Cyberspace, 1996

Tutsy Navarathna – Second Life’s premiere filmmaker - has just released his latest machinima, “MetaSex”.

Starring Pixie Rain, Angie Abraham, Nasty Puddlegum and Tutsy himself, the film is a Master Class in machinimaography.

I am proud to have been involved.

Meet the New Boss, Same As The Old Boss!

Lar Jun

One House; Two Doors!

Today, DJ Peris kicked off the opening of the new ‘Old Lar’s House’ venue.

The new venue spans two sims which means more people can now enter – up to 80 at once!

Months in the planning, the new venue opened at only 15 minutes notice. Five minutes after Opening, the first sim was full to the brim – within an hour, 70 people were bopping away.

(click to enlarge)

There is a landing zone on each sim. If you try one entrance and find it full, simply use the landmark for the second entrance! One House; Two Doors!

The new venue looks exactly like the old one, and retains the same ambience and *feel*, but it is bigger and more “airy”. I like it.

Also, the new venue has its own fast food concession run by Nasty and Bobo Puddlegum, no less! From personal experience, I can not recommend the House Special. Or the Clam Surprise, for that matter.

The Bearded Clam

Old Lars recently celebrated its 2^nd Anniversary and registered as the #23 most popular venue in Second Life for December 2011.

Lar has also been sponsoring my films since my very earliest days in SL. I am happy and proud to count Lar, and many of the regulars at Lar’s, amongst my friends.

Come on over, say ‘Hi’ and have a laugh!

Pixie xx

Meet the Puddlegums!

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